How To Reach Us
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By Telephone: We are a small company, and the office is not always manned - at such times please leave a message. And if you are polite we will get back to you. |
Office:
01763 250749 |
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By e-Mail: We are at present happy with our supplier of pills, and my cousin really is a former Government Minister from Mombassa. We could however always do with more cheesecake, so feel free to spam away if you can help with this. |
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By Post: Director Of Letter Opening And Red Elastic Band Disposal Buntingford Brewery Co Ltd Greys Brewhouse Therfield Road Royston Hertfordshire SG8 9NW |
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By Carrier Pigeon:
We can now receive mail by Carrier Pigeon or, for heavier
or bulky items, by Overnight
Crow. |
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In The Case Of Requests For Things We
Have To Pay For But Are Expected To Supply For Free To Absolutely Anyone
(Such As Beer Mats, Pump Clips, Bottle Labels etc), Please Address All
Communication To: I m Looking To Ponce Something To Sell On Ebay Dept The Home For The Terminally Bewildered Alistair Darlings Left Eyebrow Creek-sans-le-Paddle Great Britain 2008 Ltd (In Administration) |
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