How To Reach Us

The Beer Phone

Pigeon Post

  By Telephone:

We are a small company, and the office is not always manned - at such times please leave a message. And if you are polite we will get back to you.

Office: 01763 250749

Sales (Dave): 07879 698541

By e-Mail:

We are at present happy with our supplier of pills, and my cousin really is a former Government Minister from Mombassa. We could however always do with more cheesecake, so feel free to spam away if you can help with this.


Please send to 'contact' at this domain

By Post:

Director Of Letter Opening And Red Elastic Band Disposal
Buntingford Brewery Co Ltd
Greys Brewhouse
Therfield Road
Royston
Hertfordshire
SG8 9NW
By Carrier Pigeon:

We can now receive mail by Carrier Pigeon or, for heavier or bulky items, by Overnight Crow.

Please visit www.theycouldgripitbythehusk.co.uk for more details.
 

 
In The Case Of Requests For Things We Have To Pay For But Are Expected To Supply For Free To Absolutely Anyone (Such As Beer Mats, Pump Clips, Bottle Labels etc), Please Address All Communication To:

I m Looking To Ponce Something To Sell On Ebay Dept
The Home For The Terminally Bewildered
Alistair Darlings Left Eyebrow
Creek-sans-le-Paddle
Great Britain 2008 Ltd (In Administration)